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YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME,
DR. VISCOUS.
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IT'S OUR SON'S EATING HABITS.
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YOU SAID YOU WERE
CANNIBALS, RIGHT?
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YES. THAT'S WHY
THIS VEGETARIANISM THING
SCARES ME.
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NO NEED TO WORRY.
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FOR ONE THING,
VEGETARIANS ARE PROBABLY
MUCH BETTER FOR HIM.
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I LIKE
TO STALK ONE MYSELF
FROM TIME TO TIME.
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MY ADVICE IS TO LET
HIM FIEND HIMSELF.
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THE LITTLE NIPPER
WILL NEVER LEARN
TO MAGGOT ON HIS OWN
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IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY
PROTECTING HIM.
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OUR NEXT CALLER, LEO,
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THINKS HIS WIFE
IS CHEATING ON HIM.
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LET'S HOPE FOR HER SAKE,
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HE DOESN'T CATCH HER
IN THE "HACKED."
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I CALL THIS
SICKENING PSYCHODRAMA
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AS YE SOW.
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AS YE SOW
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HERE SHE IS, EXITING
THE PRODUCE MARKET.
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I GOT EYES,
FOR CHRIST SAKE.
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HOW'D YOUR GUY KNOW
SHE DIDN'T GO
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OUT IN THE BACK
FOR A QUICKIE?
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I HAD A MAN IN BACK
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AND ANOTHER ONE
INSIDE THE STORE.
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3 GUYS--
THAT'S IT?
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3 IS ALL
THE FBI WOULD USE.
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HERE SHE STOPS
BRIEFLY AT THE BUTCHER'S.
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AND HER DAILY 10:00
VISIT TO ST. XAVIER'S.
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I PAID YOU GUYS
3O GRAND FOR
THIS SHIT?
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HOME MOVIES
OF MY WIFE
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GOING IN
AND OUT OF STORES
AND CHURCH?
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I TOLD YOU
WHEN WE UNDERTOOK THIS JOB
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THAT IT WOULD BE EXPENSIVE,
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THAT WE MIGHT COME UP
WITH NOTHING,
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PARTICULARLY IF YOUR WIFE
IS UP TO NOTHING.
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FACE IT, MR. BYRNES,
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YOUR WIFE...
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IS A REGULAR CHOIR GIRL.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU
COULDN'T CATCH HER
AT IT
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DOESN'T MEAN
SHE ISN'T DOING IT.
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I KNOW SHE'S UP
TO SOME SHIT.
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I CAN FEEL IT
ON HER SKIN
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EVERY TIME
I TOUCH HER.
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I CAN SEE IT
IN HER EYES
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WHEN SHE LOOKS
AT ME.
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IT'S TEARING ME APART,
FOR CHRIST SA--
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YOU THINK I'M
SOME KINDA ASSHOLE,
DON'T YOU?
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LOOK, MR. BYRNES,
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WHEN A GUY MARRIES
A WOMAN...
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WHAT, 20, 25 YEARS
YOUNGER THAN HE IS...
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24.
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24, A PRETTY WOMAN,
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IT CAN GET TO HIM,
YOU KNOW, EMOTIONALLY.
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IT CAN AFFECT
HIS JUDGMENT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME
I NEED A SHRINK, HMM?
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A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR
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MIGHT BE A GOOD
INVESTMENT FOR STARTERS.
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UM, AN ENCOUNTER GROUP,
HEALTH FARM, SPA.
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HA HA HA HA.
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LOOK, I DON'T NEED
YOUR NEW AGE BULLSHIT.
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AND I DON'T WANT ANY MORE
OF YOUR HALF-ASSED
SURVEILLANCE, EITHER.
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I'M GOING TO FIND
SOMEBODY ELSE
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WHO KNOWS WHAT THE HELL
THEY'RE DOING.
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FINE. YOU LOOK
UNDER ENOUGH ROCKS,
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YOU'LL COME UP WITH
SOME SHEET-SMELLER
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WHO'LL BE HAPPY
TO TAKE YOUR MONEY.
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IN YOUR EAR, PAL.
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YOUR WIFE'S VERY LOVELY.
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A CATCH FOR ANY MAN,
MARRIED OR NOT.
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I CAN ONLY SYMPATHIZE
WITH YOUR PROBLEM.
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I WOULD, OF COURSE,
GIVE YOUR CASE
THE HIGHEST PRIORITY.
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MM-HMM. YOU KNOW,
THOSE OTHER GUYS
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WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BEST IN TOWN.
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HOW DO I KNOW
YOU'RE ANY GOOD?
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YOU WOULDN'T
GO TO AN OPTOMETRIST
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TO GET YOUR KIDNEY STONES
REMOVED, WOULD YOU?
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WHAT KIDNEY STONES?
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I'M MAKING A POINT.
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YOU WENT TO A MAN
WHOSE EXPERTISE
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IS IN INSURANCE FRAUD,
EMBEZZLING,
THAT SORT OF THING.
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AND FOR THIS,
CHAPMAN IS VERY GOOD.
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I'D GO TO HIM.
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BUT...
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INFIDELITY...
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IS ANOTHER KETTLE OF FISH.
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HE WAS INSENSITIVE
TO YOUR SUSPICIONS,
CORRECT?
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MADE ME FEEL
LIKE A FUCKIN' ASSHOLE.
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BUT THEN,
THEY WERE THE ASSHOLES.
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IN MY SUBSTANTIAL
EXPERIENCE,
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A MAN OR WOMAN'S
SUSPICIONS ABOUT
THEIR OTHER HALF
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ARE INVARIABLY CORRECT.
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THINGS BETRAY.
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A MOUTH THAT HESITATES
TO ANSWER A QUESTION,
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A SHOULDER THAT
CRINGES TO THE TOUCH,
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EYES THAT
HAVE TO LOOK AWAY.
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THINGS THAT YOU MIGHT
NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO
PUT INTO WORDS,
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BUT NEVERTHELESS
ARE A SMOKE SIGNAL
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THAT SOMETHING
IS GOING ON.
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AND WHERE THERE'S SMOKE...
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THERE'S FUCKIN' FIRE!
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EXACTLY.
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MR. BYRNE, WHEN DID
YOU FIRST SUSPECT
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YOUR WIFE WAS
HAVING AN AFFAIR?
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A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN SHE...
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WHEN SHE STOPPED...
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STOPPED HAVING
CONJUGAL RELATIONS
WITH YOU?
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OH, CHRIST.
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IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S SOMETHING
YOU CAN TALK ABOUT.
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TELL ME, MR. BYRNE...
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DOES YOUR WIFE WEAR
EASY ACCESS CLOTHING?
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WHAT?
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DOES SHE WEAR FULL
OR PLEATED SKIRTS,
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STRETCH PANTS THAT JUST
SLIP OVER THE HIPS?
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DOES SHE PREFER GARTER BELTS
TO PANTYHOSE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU'RE IN
THE DRY CLEANING BUSINESS
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AND YOU DON'T NOTICE
YOUR WIFE'S CLOTHING?
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I KNOW ABOUT CLOTHING,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO TELL ME?
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ALL I'M SAYING IS,
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YOU OUGHT TO THINK
ABOUT THESE THINGS.
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MR. BYRNE,
I DON'T KNOW YET
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IF YOUR WIFE IS HAVING
AN AFFAIR OR NOT.
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BUT WE DO HAVE A SAYING
IN THIS BUSINESS...
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IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT,
SOMEONE ELSE IS.
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SO...
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SHALL WE GET TO WORK?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S LINGERIE.
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I KNOW THAT.
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I MEAN,
WHAT IS THIS?
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THIS HERE, EH?
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WHAT DO YOU
THINK IT IS, HMM?
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I WANT YOU
TO TELL ME THAT.
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IT'S FOR GOING
TO THE LOO.
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT ME UNDERTHINGS?
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REALLY? IT'S FOR THAT?
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WHAT A SILLY
QUESTION.
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WHAT ELSE
WOULD IT BE FOR, EH?
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WELL, UH...
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LEO, LOOK AT THIS MESS.
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DARLING, YOU KNOW,
SINCE WE'RE BOTH HOME...
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NOT NOW, LEO.
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COME ON, IT'S BEEN
SUCH A LONG TIME.
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HMM?
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YOU KNOW THE TIME
IS A WEEK AWAY
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WHEN YOU CAN DO
YOUR DIRTY BUSINESS.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
TO WAIT A WEEK.
I WANT IT NOW.
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LEO. NO, LEO.
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COME ON.
NO.
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LEO, NO. NO.
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IT'S ONLY
BEEN A WEEK.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING
FOR ME ALREADY?
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FOR A PROFESSIONAL,
A WEEK'S ENOUGH.
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WHAT'S THIS?
THIS IS THE SAME SHIT
AS THE OTHER GUYS GOT.
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IS IT?
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TAKE A LOOK
AT THE LAST TWO AGAIN.
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CAREFULLY.
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SO--SO WHAT'S THIS?
SO SHE'S HAPPIER
COMING OUT
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THAN WHEN SHE WENT IN.
BIG DEAL.
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SHE'S BEEN SPIRITUALLY
UPLIFTED.
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WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT?
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I'M SORRY, MR. BYRNE,
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BUT WHAT YOUNG WOMAN
IN THIS DAY AND AGE
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GOES TO MASS EVERY DAY?
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BUT SHE'S FROM IRELAND.
THEY ALL DO THAT
OVER THERE.
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DO YOU KNOW
THAT THEY DO THAT,
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OR DOES SHE JUST SAY
THAT THEY DO THAT?
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I'M NOT SURE.
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ALL RIGHT,
SO WHO'S THIS?
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WHO DO YOU THINK?
IT'S HIM.
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A PRIEST?
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SHE'S BANGIN'
A PRIEST,
FOR CHRIST SAKE?
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ARE YOU OUT OF
YOUR MIND?
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AM I?
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HIS NAME IS
FATHER JOHN SEJAC.
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HE'S A RADICAL.
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HE WAS FIRED
FROM HIS LAST POSITION
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FOR DISOBEYING
THE POPE'S ENCYCLICAL
ON CONTRACEPTION.
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NOW TAKE ANOTHER LOOK
AT THAT PICTURE
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OF YOUR WIFE
LEAVING THE CHURCH.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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CHECK IT OUT
FOR YOURSELF.
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TALK TO THE MAN.
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL.
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GOOD AFTERNOON.
CAN I HELP YOU?
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YEAH, WHERE'S FATHER SEJAC?
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HE'S UP IN
THE CHOIR LOFT.
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THANKS.
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FATHER SEJAC?
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WHENEVER I'M STRUGGLING
WITH A SERMON,
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I FIND THAT PLAYING
A LITTLE MUSIC
HELPS SMOOTH THE WAY.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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YEAH. YEAH.
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I JUST MOVED
INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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I THOUGHT I'D
CHECK OUT YOUR PARISH
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FOR MY WIFE AND ME
AND THE KIDS.
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AH, FAMILY MAN.
THAT'S NICE TO HEAR
THAT, MR...
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LEO...LEONI.
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I'M JOHN SEJAC.
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FATHER.
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WHY IS IT NICE
TO HEAR THAT?
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WELL, WE HAVE A LOT
OF OVERSTRESSED
YOUNG PROFESSIONALS
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HERE IN THE FLOCK,
AND...
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UNSTABLE RELATIONSHIPS
AND ALL THE ISSUES THAT
ARE CONNECTED TO THAT
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ARE PART OF
THE INEVITABILITY
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
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COULD I JUST--WHOA, WHOA.
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ROLL THAT BACK A MINUTE.
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WHAT ISSUES?
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WELL, PRE-MARITAL SEX,
MARITAL INFIDELITY,
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CONTRACEPTION,
ABORTION, DIVORCE.
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YOU KNOW,
THAT SORT OF THING.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN I GREW UP,
THAT KIND OF SHIT--
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THAT STUFF WAS IMMORAL,
PURE AND SIMPLE.
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IT'S NOT IN YOUR BOOK?
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WELL, MR. LEONI,
IT'S MY OPINION
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THAT THE CHURCH
HAS TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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CONTEMPORARY VALUES
AND PROBLEMS,
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OR ELSE IT CEASES
TO BE OF ANY VALUE
TO THE PEOPLE.
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NOW, IT'S MY GOAL
TO RE-ESTABLISH
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
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AS A LIVING,
POTENT ORGAN,
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THROBBING WITH VITALITY,
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BURSTING WITH LIFE!
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NOW, I WANT TO EMBRACE
THE PEOPLE AS THEY ARE,
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WITH ALL THEIR
CONTEMPORARY PROBLEMS,
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TAKE THEM IN MY ARMS
AND HOLD THEM,
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AND SAY, "HEY,
IT'S OK TO BE YOU."
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NOW, YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE TO HEAR A CONFESSION.
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EXCUSE ME, FATHER.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT
YOU'RE WEARING,
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THAT--THAT--THAT--
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THIS IS A CASSOCK.
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WHY DO YOU WEAR THAT
INSTEAD OF A SUIT?
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WELL, IT'S
MORE COMFORTABLE.
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NOT TO MENTION
THE FACT THAT
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SOMETIMES IT...
COMES IN HANDY.
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EXCUSE ME.
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HELLO.
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00:14:44,934 --> 00:14:46,133
I'M READY
FOR YOU NOW.
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WHY DON'T
YOU COME IN?
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ALL RIGHT.
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00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:55,133
IT'S NICE TO
SEE YOU AGAIN.
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YOU, TOO, FATHER.
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BLESS ME, FATHER,
FOR I HAVE SINNED.
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MY LAST CONFESSION
WAS A WEEK AGO,
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AND SINCE THEN
I'VE HAD
IMPURE THOUGHTS.
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AND WHAT WERE
THOSE THOUGHTS?
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THAT I AM
A WICKED WHORE,
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WORTHLESS
IN GOD'S EYES.
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HEY...
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IT'S OK TO BE YOU.
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HOLY MARY,
MOTHER OF GOD
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PRAY FOR US SINNERS
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NOW AND AT THE HOUR
OF OUR DEATH.
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AMEN.
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OUR FATHER...
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I GOT YOUR
LIVING, POTENT ORGAN,
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YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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FACE THE FACTS,
MR. BYRNE.
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YOUR WORST
SUSPICIONS ARE TRUE.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
IT TO BE OVER
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BETWEEN
BRIDGET AND ME.
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I STILL LOVE HER.
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00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,100
I'M NOT
A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR,
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00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:40,467
BUT OFFHAND I'D SAY IT'S
ALREADY OVER BETWEEN YOU.
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UNDER THE PRESENT
CIRCUMSTANCES, THAT IS.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME
TO SEE A LAWYER.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO LAWYER.
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00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,701
I CAN STILL
GET HER BACK.
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IT'S JUST THAT
FUCKING PRIEST.
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WHY DID YOU
COME BACK HERE?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT,
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REALLY?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SAY IT?
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YOU WANT
THE PRIEST DEAD.
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YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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I WANT
THE PRIEST DEAD.
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I WANT
THE SON OF A BITCH
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SHOT IN HIS DICK,
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THEN IN HIS EAR!
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AND I WANT
BRIDGET TO BE THERE
WHEN IT HAPPENS.
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THAT'S A TALL ORDER,
MR. BYRNE.
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FORGET IT.
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BUT NOT TOO TALL...
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IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY.
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HOW MUCH?
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A FRACTION OF WHAT
THE DIVORCE WOULD COST.
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$50,000
FOR THE PEOPLE.
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YOU GOT IT.
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00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,133
AND ANOTHER 50
FOR ME,
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ALL IN ADVANCE,
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TO BE LEFT
IN A PLACE OF
MY CHOOSING.
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IN ADVANCE?
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WHAT, I LOOK LIKE
A MORON OR SOMETHING?
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I'LL OVERLOOK
THE IMPLICATIONS
OF THAT, MR. BYRNE,
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00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:27,234
BECAUSE
YOU HAVE BEEN UNDER
A GREAT DEAL OF STRESS.
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FORGET I MENTIONED IT.
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FORGOTTEN.
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ONCE YOU LEAVE
HERE TONIGHT,
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00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:39,367
I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU
OR HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.
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JUST GO ABOUT
YOUR BUSINESS
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AS CONSPICUOUSLY
AS POSSIBLE.
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GO PLACES. SEE PEOPLE.
MAKE A LOT OF NOISE.
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00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,868
FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS.
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00:18:47,868 --> 00:18:49,467
YEAH, BUT...
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BUT WHEN WILL IT HAPPEN?
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MAYBE A WEEK.
MAYBE A MONTH.
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BUT IT WILL BE HANDLED.
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THE LESS YOU KNOW,
THE BETTER.
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NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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IN HIS EAR!
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P.A.: BUS NUMBER 57 DEPARTING
FOR DETROIT ON PLATFORM 2.
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P.A.: WILL PASSENGER ED KONINGER
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PLEASE GO TO
THE INFORMATION OFFICE.
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BUS NUMBER 14 ARRIVING FROM
NEW ENGLAND AT PLATFORM 4.
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I WOULDN'T MISS
THIS FOR THE WORLD.
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ALL RIGHT.
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MMM. THAT'S GOOD.
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OH, YEAH?
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I'M SORRY, BRIDG.
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LEO, I--
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I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME,
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00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:58,801
AND I REALLY
DON'T KNOW WHY.
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IT'S NOTHING.
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00:21:02,067 --> 00:21:04,601
IT'S NOTHING, DOLL.
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00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:10,067
LEO, I'M REALLY TIRED.
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NIGHT-NIGHT.
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BRIDGET.
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BRIDGET!
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I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
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SON OF A BITCH.
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00:22:55,801 --> 00:22:56,734
HEY.
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00:23:00,501 --> 00:23:02,667
SHIT!
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00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:06,133
FATHER,
ARE YOU THERE?
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00:24:08,934 --> 00:24:10,868
FATHER?
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00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:15,000
YES. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
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00:24:20,701 --> 00:24:22,634
JUST ONE MOMENT.
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00:24:35,234 --> 00:24:38,234
BLESS ME, FATHER,
FOR I HAVE SINNED.
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00:24:38,234 --> 00:24:41,400
MY LAST CONFESSION
WAS A WEEK AGO.
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00:24:43,968 --> 00:24:46,501
SO, WHAT ARE YOUR SINS?
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00:24:52,634 --> 00:24:54,200
IF YOU HAVE TO
SEEK ABSOLUTION,
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00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,133
YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME YOUR SINS.
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00:24:59,767 --> 00:25:02,567
I'VE BEEN A BAD...
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00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:06,634
NO, I'VE BEEN
A TERRIBLE WIFE.
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00:25:06,634 --> 00:25:12,400
A LIAR WHO HAS
CAUSED ME HUSBAND
TOO MUCH SUFFERING.
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00:25:16,567 --> 00:25:18,501
WHAT DID YOU
LIE ABOUT?
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00:25:22,601 --> 00:25:24,601
MY REASONS WHY
I DON'T PERFORM
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THE DUTIES OF
A WIFE MORE OFTEN.
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00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,100
WHY DIDN'T YOU
DO THAT?
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00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,534
I WANTED TO TELL HIM,
FATHER, SO MANY TIMES,
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00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,534
BUT I WAS AFRAID
HE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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00:25:38,534 --> 00:25:41,534
YOU SEE, MY MOTHER
DIED GIVING BIRTH.
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00:25:41,534 --> 00:25:43,968
AND I'M SO AFRAID
IT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME
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00:25:43,968 --> 00:25:45,934
IF EVER I GOT PREGNANT,
I JUST--
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WAIT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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00:25:50,033 --> 00:25:51,634
IS THAT IT?
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00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,501
YES.
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00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:56,133
I'M TRULY PENITENT
IN ME HEART,
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00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:58,534
AND I'M READY TO
MAKE AN ACT OF CONTRITION
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00:25:58,534 --> 00:26:01,501
IF ONLY YOU CAN
GRANT ME ABSOLUTION.
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00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:04,968
YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
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00:26:04,968 --> 00:26:06,667
YOU DIDN'T DO IT!
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00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,567
LEO?
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00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:10,567
OH, BRIDGET.
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00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:12,067
IS THAT YOU?
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00:26:12,067 --> 00:26:14,167
IT'S ME.
BRIDG, COME ON.
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00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:15,801
GET OUT OF THERE.
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00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,701
COME ON.
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00:26:18,701 --> 00:26:19,701
OH, LEO!
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00:26:19,701 --> 00:26:20,701
LEO...
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00:26:20,701 --> 00:26:21,701
IT DOESN'T...
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00:26:21,701 --> 00:26:23,200
WHAT WERE YOU
DOING IN THERE?
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00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,567
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:26,100
IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY!
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00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:28,534
ALL IS FORGIVEN!
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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00:26:28,534 --> 00:26:30,467
LET GO OF HER, FATHER.
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00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:35,467
WAIT A MINUTE.
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00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:36,968
WAIT A MINUTE. NO...
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00:26:36,968 --> 00:26:38,033
THIS ISN'T
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:39,133
SEE, LOOK--LOOK--
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00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,100
I'M NO PRIEST.
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00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,801
I'M THE GUY
WHO HIRED YOU.
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00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:44,000
Who is it?
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00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,300
AND I DON'T NEED YOU
ANYMORE. YOU'RE--
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00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:53,367
IN YOUR EAR, FATHER.
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00:26:57,767 --> 00:27:00,734
OH, LEO.
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00:27:00,734 --> 00:27:01,734
LEO!
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00:27:03,701 --> 00:27:06,434
OH, LEO.
390
00:27:06,434 --> 00:27:07,801
OH, LEO?
391
00:27:10,334 --> 00:27:12,267
NO.
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00:27:12,267 --> 00:27:15,601
NO, LEO.
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00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,367
NO!
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00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,100
NO.
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00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,434
NO.
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00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:31,634
IN THE NAME
OF THE FATHER,
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00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:33,834
AND THE SON,
AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.
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00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:36,534
OH, LORD, DO NOT BRING
YOUR SERVANT TO TRIAL,
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00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:38,934
FOR NO MAN
BECOMES HOLY IN YOUR SIGHT
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00:27:38,934 --> 00:27:41,968
UNLESS YOU GRANT HIM
FORGIVENESS OF ALL HIS SINS.
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00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,120
ON THE AIR
402
00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:48,067
TALK ABOUT A PAIN
IN THE APSE!
403
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,033
THAT'S LOVE FOR YOU.
404
00:27:50,033 --> 00:27:52,934
EERIE TODAY, GAUNT TOMORROW.
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00:27:55,534 --> 00:27:58,901
AS FOR ME, KIDDIES,
MY SHIFT'S UP.
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00:27:58,901 --> 00:28:00,334
IT'S THE TOP OF THE HOUR.
407
00:28:00,334 --> 00:28:04,100
TIME FOR YOUR FAVORITE
MORNING MAN...
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00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,667
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
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00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:14,033
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A "SHOCK JOCK" BEFORE?